Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Truth about Auburn

Lee Corso was in Gainesville to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Gators' bench. He asked QB Tebow what it was used for and was told it was a hotline to God. Corso asked if he could use it. Tebow replied, Sure, but it will cost you $200.

Corso scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I need help picking games. He pulled out his wallet and paid $200.

Corso's picks were perfect that week.

The next week, Corso was in Athens when he noticed that same kind of phone on the Bulldogs bench.

He asked what the telephone was for and Mark Richt told him, 'It's a hotline to God if you want to use it, it will cost you $500."

Recalling the previous week, Corso pulled out his wallet without hesitation and made the call.

Corso's picks were perfect again that week.

The following week, Corso was in Auburn , when he noticed the same kind of telephone by the Tigers' bench.

He asked Tommy Tuberville, "Is that the hotline to God?"

Tuberville said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you 50 cents.'"

Corso looked incredulously at Tuberville and said, "Wait a second, I just paid $200 in Gainesville and $500 in Athens to use the same phone to God! Why does Auburn only charge 50 cents?

"Tuberville replied, "Because in Auburn , it's a local call...Welcome to God's Country

3 comments:

Brittany said...

War Eagle!!!

Hope your first day back at school went smoothly. See you Sunday!

The Langfords said...

WAR EAGLE!!!

jake and ashley said...

and again....WAR EAGLE!